If I was a writer for “Family Guy” Spec script

**Title:** “Whistle While You Work”

**FADE IN:**

**INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM — DAY**

*The Griffin family is gathered around the couch, watching TV. PETER is munching on a bag of chips, LOIS is knitting, MEG is on her phone, CHRIS is playing a video game, and STEWIE is building a complex machine in the corner.*

**TV ANCHOR (V.O.)**

…and in other news, the government has unveiled new plans for UFO transparency.

*BRIAN walks in wearing a “Roswell Employee” t-shirt and a cap, looking excited.*

**BRIAN**

Hey, guys! I just got a job in Roswell at the UFO Research Facility!

*Everyone turns to look at him, their expressions ranging from disinterest to skepticism.*

**PETER**

Roswell? Isn’t that where they say aliens landed?

**MEG**

Yeah, right. Like aliens are real.

*BRIAN rolls his eyes.*

**BRIAN**

No, seriously! There’s so much evidence! I’ve already seen some crazy stuff!

*LOIS looks up from her knitting.*